I was playing a game against Lizards on the weekend and powered a Doomwheel into the front of a Salamander.
The Doomwheel blew straight through the hated acid spitter and had little choice but to overrun (otherwise it would have faced a Temple Guard unit charge). It overran into a Skrox unit that had a Skink Chief in the front rank - far end.
After killing one skink from Impact Hits, the Skink Chief declared he had the Egg of Quango and proceeded to open it. He rolled a 4 on his D6 which meant 2D6 Strength 5 hits. He then proceeded to roll double 6 for the hits. This inflicted 7 wounds (5+) leaving me to make three 6+ saves to survive.
One save later.....Take It Off!!
So here's a tip Kids.....Beware of Smart-Arse Skinks carrying Eggs!
Is it safe to say those rats had egg on their face?
ReplyDeleteWhat an eggciting story! I definitely cracked up.
ReplyDeleteThat's terrible. Are you allwhite now?
ReplyDeleteHow eggciting that it scrambled your opportunity to roll up another unit.
ReplyDeleteI love the Egg of Quango - one of the best write ups. Doesn't always work, but when it does (or does not), there is a great story that's worth telling
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J
60% of the time, it works every time?
DeleteAh - I was not precise in my writing and/or you are pedantic and baiting me! Sorry - rather than 'doesn't work' I should have said - very random - it can do one low strength hit or many decent ones (if I remember correctly it can range from a single S3 hit to 12 S5 hits) - so by 'work' I meant inflict a reasonable amount of damage - ie, pulling out a magic item and saying 'a-ha' and then rolling nothing is equally as good a story as is pulling out an egg and smashing apart a doomwheel, etc. Clearly I could not write (or use) FAQs.
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J
I don't see anything "good" in a Doomwheel being destroyed by these superweapons.
DeleteThey must be banned
Pete, GW has listened to your troubles and gone with the necessary step of banning the whole race
ReplyDeleteAbout time too. That thing is broken.
DeleteIf it was Skaven it would have been banned years ago.
I can't believe it costs the same as the Doomrocket. How can GW overprice one and underprice the other? Madness
That Doomrocket is at least 15 points too expensive. I agree. #madness
DeleteYou're joking right?
DeleteIt should be 10 points max.
I usually take it purely as a fluff choice. Never gets anything like its points back
Note to self: if my lizards ever come back, make sure they bring eggs! Maybe the new flying pyramids will be able to drop them or something lol
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